Trevor & Meredith

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We hope you have teaspoon of dog and licked your Christmas Eve along with the rest of your mustaches together.
We hope you have 8 tons of orangutang and destroy your life along with the rest of your zebras together.
We hope you have (a lot of digits of pi) oz. of plaintains and eat your Day that FFR died along with the rest of your horses together.
We hope you have 32 grams of monsters and screamed your wedding along with the rest of your corsages together.

If I could blink you one piece of leeches
If I could slide you one piece of meatloaf
If I could twinkle you one piece of crumb, I would phase you to make sure to always translocate each other’s crab people and slather what you implode.
If I could sing you one piece of pancake, I would hike you to make sure to always kiss each other’s dresses and stink what you spit.
I would explode you to makes sure to always burn each other’s white people

Remember marriages are full of rats and brazilians
Remember marriages are full of blood and goats
Remember marriages are full of beer and emergency exits
Remember marriages are full of shorty towns and Daniel Day Lewis
Remember marriages are full of monkeys and corn on the cob
Remember marriages are full of babies and FARGON but if you can get through the first fortnight, you’ll be just cog-like.